Beautiful Alaskan Windsong

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animalstalkinginallcaps: LISA, HONEY, COME OUT OF THE CORAL AND TALK TO ME. GO AWAY, DAD! YOU’RE A TOTAL JERK! HONEY, I’M SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY, BUT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU JUST HATCHED. I NEED YOU TO BE AN ADULT ABOUT THIS BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT. HE WAS THE ONLY BOY AT SCHOOL WHO WAS NICE TO ME, DAD, AND NOW HE’S GONE! BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE! DAMN IT, LISA, YOU’RE NOT JUST GOING TO WHIP OUT YOUR OVIPOSITOR FOR ANY HORNY LITTLE PIPEFISH WITH AN OPEN BROOD POUCH! I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LISA, HONEY, COME OUT OF THE CORAL AND TALK TO ME.

GO AWAY, DAD! YOU’RE A TOTAL JERK!

HONEY, I’M SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY, BUT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU JUST HATCHED. I NEED YOU TO BE AN ADULT ABOUT THIS BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.

HE WAS THE ONLY BOY AT SCHOOL WHO WAS NICE TO ME, DAD, AND NOW HE’S GONE! BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!

DAMN IT, LISA, YOU’RE NOT JUST GOING TO WHIP OUT YOUR OVIPOSITOR FOR ANY HORNY LITTLE PIPEFISH WITH AN OPEN BROOD POUCH! I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT!

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